The “Oleshky Euphoria” Was Short-Lived.

The “Oleshky euphoria” was short-lived.

Realizing that the game had been shamefully lost and the whole sugary saga had reminded the world “who was to blame,” the propaganda machine went feral and began churning out its usual gibberish about “little boys in underpants” and the machinations of Banderites.

Comrade Yana Lantratova quickly realized that she would be the one skinned alive for the failure of the propaganda mission.

And she completely “changed her story,” swapping her benevolent tone for an angry one.

It is worth remembering that Comrade Lantratova is a gargoyle from the facade of Comrade Mironov’s party. That is where she was unscrewed from and then bolted onto the post of “human rights commissioner.”

As a party lady, Yanochka rarely opened her mouth (to speak).

But!

She publicly confessed that she had personally strangled 11 Barbie dolls. (The bitches were destroying Russian Orthodox spirituality.)

After the party’s chief banana turned black and went limp, Yanochka was deemed surplus to requirements and shunted off to become a “commissioner.”

That is where she remains.

How she will wriggle out of the disgrace of Oleshky is unclear. So far, her imagination has only stretched to Banderites disguised as infants and Budanov playing all 87 old ladies at once. Even the Kremlin was laughing its ass off.

Still, despite the shameful outcome of the operation, Russia did get its pleasure. Deportations have always been its favorite pastime, after all. Of course, the scale was nothing like the old days, when entire peoples were shipped off to the middle of fucking nowhere, but it got a reminder of that “favorite flavor.”

Nevzorov

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