Putin solemnly promised that Russian troops would board and seize Wes...

Putin solemnly promised that Russian troops would board and seize Western vessels in any waters where they "consider it necessary."

Of course, before starting this monologue, the Kremlin Ghoul should have shouted "shiver me timbers!" a couple of times.

Then he should have knocked back some rum and thumped his aspen prosthetic leg.

What was missing from Putin's shoulder were seasoned Kremlin parrots: Peskov or Zakharova.

There was cringe with the outfit too.

All in all, the ghoul's "pirate sortie" failed on every count.

Nevzorov

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