Russian Defense Minister Comrade Belousov has found a reserve. The relics of St. Spyridon will be sent into the meat assault...

Russian Defense Minister Comrade Belousov has found a reserve. The relics of St. Spyridon of Trimythous will be sent into the meat assault.

The stupid Greeks decided to cash in on the Russian tour of this very old corpse. (4th century AD.)

The dead man supposedly rolled into russia in style.

The Defense Ministry immediately latched onto Spyridon’s relics and sent them to the front line.

Trimythous, of course, was quite a character.

Spyridon, by the way, while still alive distinguished himself with several sadistic tricks: he caused an embolism and disrupted a pregnant woman’s labor, not allowing her to “be delivered of her burden” (the woman, of course, died).

“We, the bishop, declare to you: the fruit shall not leave your womb until you acknowledge the truth”\

No less vile were Spyridon’s antics with his own dead daughter.

Everything else is more or less in the same spirit.

Belousov proposed sending to the front the relics of the saint that were brought to Russia from GreeceThis refers to the remains of Spyridon of Trimythous, which were delivered to Russia from the Greek island of Corfu.“The defense minister proposed taking part of the relics of Saint Spyridon and sending them to the front. These are new relics, near which our military have not yet prayed, and they, in Andrei Removich’s opinion, may help us accomplish the objectives of the SMO.

Of course, this ancient sadist belongs on the SMO.

That is where they will finish him off a second time, and so thoroughly that instead of Spyridon, the swindlers of the Russian Orthodox Church will send back to Greece some old anatomical junk.

\ “The Life of Spyridon of Trimythous” as retold by Dmitry of Rostov.

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