Gundyayev is shaking like a gnome on a jackhammer. He is “again and again” tearing out the little beards of the Russian Orthodox Church’s top brass...

Gundyayev is shaking like a gnome on a jackhammer. He is “again and again” tearing out the little beards of the Russian Orthodox Church’s top brass. The priests have a huge scandal on their hands.

The relics of “St.” Prince Dmitry Donskoy, taken to the front to “raise the spirit” of the Orthodox orcs, have deserted and, it seems, surrendered to the Armed Forces of Ukraine. Or maybe even signed up for “Azov.”

The official version: the prince’s skeleton sniffed too much imported incense and committed high treason. If found, it will be shot.

In reality, everything is a bit more boring.

The priests conducting the prayer service heard Uncle Magyar’s drones and bolted, abandoning the “shrine” to “the damn dogs.”

In short, the “relic” has been irretrievably lost.

Still, the reason for the hysteria is unclear. The “tragedy” of the loss has been inflated out of nothing.

The thing is, the front line is full of human bone junk. Under any bush, there are rotted Russian orcs.

There are dead bodies for every taste. Some with worms, and some already skeletonized, carefully gnawed clean by pigs and dogs.

The priests should not have trumpeted the “terrible loss” to the whole world, but should have quietly gathered some bone junk, stuffed it into a pretty little box, and pretended nothing had happened. No one, of course, would check the remains.

It should be noted that this is already the Russian Orthodox Church’s third loss.

First, HIMARS blew apart Suvorov’s pelvis, pubic bone, and hand. Then a mine hit Comrade Nevsky’s skull and spine. Donskoy is the third loss.

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