The governor of the Vologda region, Comrade Filimonov, recently visited the Kremlin.

The governor of the Vologda region, Comrade Filimonov, recently visited the Kremlin.

In keeping with a revived Kremlin tradition, an official “from the regions” awaits his audience on a stake.

A stake is the best way to spare the president of the Russian Federation provincial whining about budgets, regional problems, difficulties with conscription, recruiting contract soldiers, and so on.

As medical professionals confirm, a stake carefully inserted up to the crown of the head puts governors in the most positive and respectful frame of mind.

Following the conversation, Comrade Chilimonov was not deprived of his sight, castrated, scalped, or removed from office.

This is the best proof that he understood the president of the Russian Federation’s instructions quickly and correctly. (He did not ask stupid questions, did not enter into arguments, kissed the decanter, the table, and hands. Everything as required by Kremlin etiquette)

Having returned to his domain, Comrade Filimonov, following the conversation, ordered the ends of Vologda Khrushchyovka apartment blocks to be decorated with portraits of Dzerzhinsky, Beria, and Lunacharsky.

Yes, yes.

The authorities are hospitably opening the gates to modernity for the most sadistic and schizophrenic scoundrels of the past. The faces of the organizers of mass repressions, their images, must become a mandatory part of the landscape and hint to the population at the consequences of any “dissatisfaction.”

The first sketch of the murals to be placed on the ends of buildings has already been created.

Nevzorov

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